Author Topic: Belfast Limericks  (Read 1605 times)

giannineo

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Belfast Limericks
« on: December 28, 2006, 11:31:34 PM »
A tad rude this but the best I can do---censor it by all means Chris.
   There once was a tart from Knockbreda, 
   Who was rightly called big ugly Freda,
    When her earnings were low,
    She'd let herself go,
    For the price of a freshly baked Veda.
   
       Right ,come on you Belfast bards and let's hear your attempts at Belfast Limericks :D

greyghost

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Re: Belfast Limericks
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 12:11:12 AM »
There was a young man from Kildare
who was doing his girl on the stair
the bannister broke,
so he doubled his stroke,
and finished her off in mid air.

boom boom!!!
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giannineo

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Re: Belfast Limericks
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 12:22:09 AM »
lol GG-  but what a bad mind-wash yir mooth oot wae soap and water ;D

greyghost

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Re: Belfast Limericks
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2006, 08:57:44 AM »
I did it was bubble-ish-ous.

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AL CAPONE

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Re: Belfast Limericks
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2006, 10:06:00 AM »
 ;D