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aussietrekker

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Re: UFO
« Reply #45 on: February 07, 2007, 04:15:37 AM »
My mate Lil had a mouse in her sink the other day. Her puss, aged 16 brought it to her attention. But the mouse had nothing to fear.... Narnia has no teeth.
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« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2007, 09:16:12 AM »
Aussie is Narnia your mate or the cat?  ;D

Oh excuse me i re read your post and now see your muckers name is Lil i read it as she had a Lil mouse in her sink  :-[      im scundered (embarrassed)

Colette

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Re: UFO
« Reply #47 on: February 07, 2007, 07:04:47 PM »
I wonder why mouses are hated,
For some their lives are cheap,
And one of the mouses got murdered,
Because it visited Teap.
         Poor w :'(ee mouskins

teap

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« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2007, 07:31:03 PM »
G two of them got deaded not one, dates of death were as follows

 Mouse number 1 died 31st of December 2006 about 11.30am cause of death hit on the head with lemonade bottle.  ::) (Not by me) but i was an accomplice  ;D

Mouse number 2 died 2nd of January 2007 about 6.30pm cause of death sorta got squeshed.  :-\  (Not by me) but again i was an accomplice

Colette

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Re: UFO
« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2007, 07:59:18 PM »
Yes,Colette,but the fact that you associate with murderers is just as bad. There is no excuse....best consult a cleric and ask how you go about forgiveness ;D

teap

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Re: UFO
« Reply #50 on: February 07, 2007, 08:02:23 PM »
G this is the UFO thread so could you F O to the natter thread if you want to slabber  ;D

Colette

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« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2007, 08:33:52 PM »
G this is the UFO thread so could you F O to the natter thread if you want to slabber ;D
I have a friend who lays slabs as part of his job. I spose he's a slabber too. Tho he did tell me he once saw strange  lights in the east.
 I think it must have been the floodlights at the Oval.  ;D
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Re: UFO
« Reply #52 on: February 07, 2007, 09:12:38 PM »
Colette, wooooooo,getting tough?

aussietrekker

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Re: UFO
« Reply #53 on: February 08, 2007, 07:50:14 AM »
My Ma stripped tobacco leaves at Gallahers'.
She used to love telling Australians who enquired, that her profession back in Ireland was a Stripper.
"Never confuse religion with spirituality."
-Father Bob Maguire, South Melbourne. 2011.