Wait. Wait. Slower boys. Rebecca asked a question but you just go speeding on ahead. Nobody answered. AWAY AND MAKE A DROP OF TEA LOVE. Maybe better if the boys had answered. Well here’s Rebecca’s question.
I was just reading my PMs from years ago - as you do when you're bored - and was wondering if anyone had heard from Belfast Girlie. I hope she's okay.
No we haven’t heard from Belfast Girlie. Belfast Girlie played one man off against the other. She had them eating out of her hand, drinking champagne from her shoe but they were at each other’s throats. It was very sad to witness Rebecca. See. We like Feet Firmly on the Ground Girlies but she took years off the boys. They thought they were teenagers again. Sad? Pathetic.
However
One man stood firm. DAWSON. We were so proud of him
But
Belfast girlie went into Belfast to meet Dawson and we don’t know exactly what happened. All we know is that was the end of Belfast Girlie on the column. The boys pined for a while and asked from time to time where she was but we just ignored them and after a while they stopped pining. I hope you haven’t stirred up sad memories but all respect to the one man who stood firm and believe me it was ONE man. I’m not including boxer. Other girlies have come and gone. It’s less trouble if the boys stick with sensible girlies like you and me.
Good question, Rebecca