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Jim B

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Arlene foster
« on: January 11, 2010, 06:12:46 PM »
Arlene foster the Robbie coltrane look alike, can you tell the difference. Thats a cracker.
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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 02:08:33 AM »
Robbie Coltrane is far better looking.  You need to go to Specsavers friend.

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 07:46:33 AM »
Just look at who could have became first minister.
 
Simple Sammy Wilson.
 
Bucky Beard McCausland.
 
Lisburns Lugs.
 
Now that should make you feel a bit better. :scratch_ones_head: :scratch_ones_head: :air_kiss:

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 09:17:15 AM »
 :D
If you don't do it you won't get caught.

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 01:55:32 PM »
 
I have already stated my admiration for the lovely "La Foster" but there is a rumour going around Stormont that she is actually the love child of Cherie "I forgot my durex" Blair and John "The Pieman" Prescott.
 
I admit that there is a startling resemblance to those two pillars of respectability but if I hear of anyone spreading this malicious gossip, I will be sending them my calling card offering them an early dawn appointment on the steps of Stormont and a choice of weapons.  You have been warned.
 
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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 06:02:23 PM »
Arlene foster put,s me in mind of the Russian women Olympic team who were found out to be men and has a voice like a foghorn  :hi:
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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 06:07:15 PM »
I was just watching the news on UTV and it showed a wee clip on Sammy Wilson and Gerry Adams having what seemed like a bit of craic.
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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 06:13:59 PM »
I was just watching the news on UTV and it showed a wee clip on Sammy Wilson and Gerry Adams having what seemed like a bit of craic.

was it iris,s ;)
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Jim B

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 06:17:44 PM »
Gerry asked Sammy " Do you think she looks like Robbie Coltrane " ? No says Sam, but she does look like one of them Russian shot putters, that explains the craic between the two buddies.  
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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 06:24:22 PM »

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 07:03:31 PM »
There, there Peter.  I can see how Iris's affairs have aged you.  But don't you worry now.  Take six weeks off, I'll just keep your seat warm and everything will be hunky dory when you return - and for God's sake get rid of that Romanist collar.
 

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 08:25:29 PM »
at least we can be sure there'll be no sex scandals with Arlene in charge.
Stevie Wonder wouldn't even go there...she's a bake on her that'd make a bluebottle throw up.
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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 08:30:56 PM »
at least we can be sure there'll be no sex scandals with Arlene in charge.
Stevie Wonder wouldn't even go there...she's a bake on her that'd make a bluebottle throw up.

 
She speaks very highly of you.  :smile:

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 08:32:31 PM »

 
She speaks very highly of you.  :smile:

and rightly so.
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Jim B

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Re: Arlene foster
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 10:29:49 PM »
Edwin Plug poots, Arelene melted bucket face Foster, Reg Walnut whip head empey, John horsey head O Dowd, I think it's time we appointed a minster for beauty. ...
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