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sydenhambetty

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Re: Norn Iron Sayings
« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2010, 07:34:24 PM »
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Skully

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Re: Norn Iron Sayings
« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2010, 07:42:04 PM »
My sister-in-law says she 'always has a wee duke' when walking past houses that don't have their curtains drawn.
Do not walk behind me for I will not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow, just [censored] off and leave me alone!

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Re: Norn Iron Sayings
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2010, 08:30:04 PM »
My friend's wife was a very funny girl who on Saturday mornings used to ring up her brother who was a DJ on Downtown Radio and pretend to be this coorse big Ballymena girl.
Anyway one day she was telling us about her first visit to a public sauna. All these women were there with towels around them sweatin' like pigs, when this woman walked in stark naked and sat beside her.
"There she was sittin' there with her legs open and a fanny on her like a size ten gutty."
I'll never get that image out of my mind.

That was Tera's  granny blue tit :D :hi:
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Re: Norn Iron Sayings
« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2010, 09:34:37 PM »
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Re: Norn Iron Sayings
« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2010, 09:36:32 PM »
Size ten gutty,  size eleven now.
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