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john kennedy

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Re: Sandy Row
« Reply #15525 on: April 25, 2020, 03:00:56 PM »
Liz a Belfast man was on his last legs in hospital he ask for his family and witnesses to be at his bedside he called his first son and told him all my houses on the Donegal road and sandy row are now his he then called his second son and told him all his office buildings in the city centre where now his then he called his daughter and said all the flats on the shore road where now hers he then said all the bungalows in banger where now hers he then past away the nurse turns to the wife and said I thought he did not have a penny to scratch his bum with he most have worked so hard to be so rich and own all them buildings  what said the wife he was a bloody window cleaner. Ha ha   I hope it makes you laugh Liz xxx

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Re: Sandy Row
« Reply #15526 on: May 14, 2020, 08:58:05 PM »
Just a flying visit to wish you well Liz and John keep safe still in lockdown here don't know about you but I find all this resting very tiring LOL I prefer to out and about 8 weeks of this is too long hopefully will be over soon take care Cheers Mandy😷😷

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Re: Sandy Row
« Reply #15527 on: May 16, 2020, 06:50:10 PM »
Liz a Belfast man was on his last legs in hospital he ask for his family and witnesses to be at his bedside he called his first son and told him all my houses on the Donegal road and sandy row are now his he then called his second son and told him all his office buildings in the city centre where now his then he called his daughter and said all the flats on the shore road where now hers he then said all the bungalows in banger where now hers he then past away the nurse turns to the wife and said I thought he did not have a penny to scratch his bum with he most have worked so hard to be so rich and own all them buildings  what said the wife he was a bloody window cleaner. Ha ha   I hope it makes you laugh Liz xxx
JOHN THAT WAS FUNNY.  LIZXXX
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Re: Sandy Row
« Reply #15528 on: May 16, 2020, 06:54:36 PM »
Just a flying visit to wish you well Liz and John keep safe still in lockdown here don't know about you but I find all this resting very tiring LOL I prefer to out and about 8 weeks of this is too long hopefully will be over soon take care Cheers Mandy😷😷
HI MANDY,  SO GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU.  YOUR EARS MUST HAVE BEEN BURNING, HA. I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU TO MY  FRIEND AND   WONDERING HOW THINGS WERE IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS.  I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER AND NOT JUST FROM ALL THE RESTING.   A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GETTING BORED AND SOME ARE LUCKY ENOOUGH TO BE ABLE TO WORK FROM HOME.  MY FRIEND'S SON IN LAW AND MY DAUGHTER AND HER HUSBAND CAN WORK FROM HOME.    RIGHT NOW WE ARE HAVING NICE WEATHER,  IT'S BEEN RAIN  UP TILL NOW BUT TODAY  THE SUN IS SHINNING.   SO I WISH ALL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY  GOOD HEALTH AND KEEP SAFE.  LOVE LIZ XXXXXXX
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Re: Sandy Row
« Reply #15529 on: May 22, 2020, 01:01:01 PM »
Liz a man and his wife booked into a hotel for one night in Dublin the next morning they went to the reception desk and ask the manager for the bill yes sir said the manager that will be 300 euro what said the man that's dear for one night the manger replied this is a 5 star hotel sir you have the golf course the swimming pool and the massage parlour  but I did not use any of them replayed the man well said the manager it was there if you wanted them the man then reply will you take a cheque yes said the manager the man handed the cheque over but sir I said 300euro this is for 50 euro yes replayed the man I have dedicated 250 euro what for said the manager for making love to my wife replied the man  but I did not make love to your wife sir well said the man she was there if you wanted her   Hope it makes you laugh again Liz we need something to smile about lots of love john xx

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Re: Sandy Row
« Reply #15530 on: May 22, 2020, 06:00:09 PM »
Liz a man and his wife booked into a hotel for one night in Dublin the next morning they went to the reception desk and ask the manager for the bill yes sir said the manager that will be 300 euro what said the man that's dear for one night the manger replied this is a 5 star hotel sir you have the golf course the swimming pool and the massage parlour  but I did not use any of them replayed the man well said the manager it was there if you wanted them the man then reply will you take a cheque yes said the manager the man handed the cheque over but sir I said 300euro this is for 50 euro yes replayed the man I have dedicated 250 euro what for said the manager for making love to my wife replied the man  but I did not make love to your wife sir well said the man she was there if you wanted her   Hope it makes you laugh again Liz we need something to smile about lots of love john xx
THANKS JOHN THAT WAS FUNNY AND THESE DAYS  IT'S  GOOD TO BE ABLE TO  LAUGH ABOUT SOMETHING. HA.    THE OTHER DAY TALKING TO MY FRIEND I SAID,  CAN YOU IMAGINE THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN AFFECTED. GET YOUR BRAIN AROUND THAT, THE WHOLE WORLD.   IT WILL END  AND THEN  WE CAN ENJOY  WHAT USE TO BE "NORMAL".   KEEP SAFE AND STAY WELL MY FRIEND.  LIZ XXXXX
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