ANOTHER LOVELY DAY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
RUBY, I AM SURE EVERYTHING WILL GO WELL I'M SURE THEY WON'T NOTICE IF THERE IS A WEE COBWEB IN THE CORNER

THEY WILL BE LUCKIN A WE CUPPA TEA AND A CREAM BUN
LIZ , GET THE GLAD RAGS AND YOUR MAKEUP ON GIRL AND HAVE A GREAT TIME YOU NEVER KNOW YOU MIGHT CLICK
WORKED A GOOD PART OF THE DAY IN THE GARDENS (BACK AND FRONT ) AND WAS TALKING TO A NEIGHBOUR WHO SAID " IS THAT A DAPPLED WILLOW ? " "YES I SAID " ALL OF A SUDDEN IT DAWNED ON ME JUST AS SHE SAID ' YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU PLANT THEM' , YOUR RIGHT I SAID NEVER THOUGHT ' SO WE CALLED A TREE COMPANY AND THE ARE COMING NEXT WEEK TO REMOVE IT BEFORE IT GETS ANY BIGGER .
MY NEIGHBOUR WHO I USED TO LIKE

DROPPED BY TODAY WITH 3 CARTONS OF WHIPPING CREAM FOR THE SHORTCAKES TOMORROW , I SAID TO HER " YOUR HEADS CUT WOMAN

SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT I MEANT

SO I WILL BE A BUSY WEE WOMAN THE MARRA
LIZ I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR BBQ COSTS OURS IS $5 .