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ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« on: October 19, 2012, 10:36:41 PM »
We are an onsite massage company and would like to let people know that we are now offering our services in Belfast. We have sourced some brilliant local therapists to provide corporate massages to workplaces in Belfast and the surrounding areas.

We would be delighted to hear from other onsite massage therapists who are looking to register with us for future work.
Also if you know any company that is looking to manage their workplace stress then it would be great if you were able to recommend us.

atoneholistictherapy co uk

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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2012, 09:42:49 AM »
WOW -- wipe me down with a clover leaf
I thought this already existed in companies --its called the Xmas office party  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2012, 10:21:08 AM »
WOW -- wipe me down with a clover leaf
I thought this already existed in companies --its called the Xmas office party  ;)

Is taking a picture of your [censored] in the photocopier included ?  :D
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2012, 10:36:36 AM »
LOL  :D good point

I had a massage once for ear wax removal -- Nice aromas and very relaxing -- so much so you become aroused

You then place the affected area on a table top and they pummel along it in chopping motion via side of both hands

The wax just flew out of my ears  :D
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2012, 10:39:48 AM »
LOL  :D good point

I had a massage once for ear wax removal -- Nice aromas and very relaxing -- so much so you become aroused

You then place the affected area on a table top and they pummel along it in chopping motion via side of both hands

The wax just flew out of my ears  :D

 Give me the address quick ! ;)
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 07:46:01 PM »
LOL  :D good point

I had a massage once for ear wax removal -- Nice aromas and very relaxing -- so much so you become aroused

You then place the affected area on a table top and they pummel along it in chopping motion via side of both hands

The wax just flew out of my ears   
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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 08:14:12 PM »
LOL  :D good point

I had a massage once for ear wax removal -- Nice aromas and very relaxing -- so much so you become aroused

You then place the affected area on a table top and they pummel along it in chopping motion via side of both hands

The wax just flew out of my ears  :D    Irish Wit you just can,t beat it .! :D

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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2012, 07:41:52 AM »
LOL  :D good point

I had a massage once for ear wax removal -- Nice aromas and very relaxing -- so much so you become aroused

You then place the affected area on a table top and they pummel along it in chopping motion via side of both hands

The wax just flew out of my ears  :D
An unhappy ending??  ;)

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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2013, 11:14:49 AM »
I wonder how much hand relief would cost

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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »
I wonder how much hand relief would cost
tut tut...with Lent coming up 
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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 12:13:17 AM »
i couldn't see the pc screen with the tears of laughter . fantastic. :D

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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2013, 01:09:09 AM »
LOL  :D good point

I had a massage once for ear wax removal -- Nice aromas and very relaxing -- so much so you become aroused

You then place the affected area on a table top and they pummel along it in chopping motion via side of both hands

The wax just flew out of my ears  :D
Well that's probably what made you deaf in in the first place :D it can also make you blind as well ;) :D
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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2013, 01:12:09 AM »
Well that's probably what made you deaf in in the first place :D
I used to hang out with a masseuse but there was some friction, she just rubbed me the wrong way.
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Re: ONSITE MASSAGE IN BELFAST
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2013, 10:20:07 AM »
I used to hang out with a masseuse but there was some friction, she just rubbed me the wrong way.
she may have rubbed you up the wrong way cos she had alzeimers disease
i think there may have been another reason but i cant think what it was now