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Christopher

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Single's Nights
« on: August 02, 2006, 02:32:38 PM »
Where are the best places in Belfast for Singles to find a partner? I'm talking about Divorcees, Separated, Unmarried and Widows. You married guys aren't meant to know about such things but sometimes, for reasons unknown to me, you know all the best places. Do your wives let you out on your own or do you go to places where Singles meet when they are away for a few days?  One wife per man please :D I hope none of you has more than your fair share .. has anyone got a mistress? Tell all please :D

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2006, 05:33:58 PM »
I HAD 2

Christopher

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 05:37:40 PM »
One one night, one another night or years apart Al ???

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 08:09:17 PM »
same night ;D ;D

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 10:23:54 PM »
Christopher,my niece runs a singles holiday Company based in Norn Irn.....hols abroad,weekends in U.K.including Belfast....just the biz ! Niece is based in Turkey,and her widowed mum goes to such hols(my sister that is).
              Whilst I am marries ,I confess to having a lady friend other than my wife;i.e. my cat" Mouse".Mouse is my main lady and until my wife comes to greet me at the door and wrap her legs around me it will remain so.
         I think the singles hols. Co. is called Friendship Holidays.Not a dating thing,but hols. where singles can go and feel relaxed without hqving to strike up a romance....but then again,who says romance cannot flourish on hols.I met my wife on hols.;but unlike my cat; cannot put her in a cattery while I go on hols.

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2006, 10:37:36 PM »
Hiya giannineo, forget about your wife wrapping her legs around you when you come through the door.

Would you not accept her offerings of dead birds and mice ???

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 10:45:29 PM »
Christopher,my wife is not a dead bird,just an old crow who smells of mouse droppings.

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2006, 09:05:13 AM »
can she sing??

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2006, 10:17:55 AM »
Never mind whether she can sing or not Al, Giannineo should not talk about his wife in that manner.

Al, are you forming a choir ??? You keep asking if people can sing :D

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2006, 08:56:15 PM »
ChRISTOPHER,YOU SHOULD HEAR WHAT MY WIFE SAYS ABOUT ME. .AL,SHE CAN'T SING

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2006, 11:57:55 PM »
Ah! That's OK then Giannineo. You are obviously happily married and speaking to each other.

I can't sing either Al.

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2006, 09:13:09 PM »
Indeed Christopher,but if she doesn't bring me a sticky bun home tonight there may be blood on the tracks.

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2006, 12:00:11 AM »
two what

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2006, 12:03:14 AM »
"two calling birds".

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Re: Single's Nights
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2006, 12:45:08 AM »
"three French hens"